Dear Spammer: I Give Up – Now Please Go Away?

MrBurnsOK, OK, I give up.  Here, Mr. Spammer: I will give you EXACTLY what you want.

I will not approve your so-called “comment”  — no, no, I’ll go further: I’ll turn your spam, unedited, into a full-on Blog Post!

Think of the SEO value!  Think of the millions of people who will no doubt be duped into clicking your oh-so-clever links!

Readers, please note: for all I know these links lead to malicious sites that will steal your data, freeze your brain, and man-handle your small pets.

I advise you to NOT click on any of the links below.  (I didn’t.)

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(At the request of my far savvier readers, I broke all the links to avoid being listed as a spammer myself by Google!)

In my fevered imagination, somewhere within a luxurious mountain retreat, the king of the spammers will grin at my acquiescence and call off his evil spam bots. 

I, for one, welcome our new spammer overlords.

Posted on: December 21, 2009 at 12:08 pm By Todd Defren
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