Dear Spammer: I Give Up – Now Please Go Away?
OK, OK, I give up. Here, Mr. Spammer: I will give you EXACTLY what you want.
I will not approve your so-called “comment” — no, no, I’ll go further: I’ll turn your spam, unedited, into a full-on Blog Post!
Think of the SEO value! Think of the millions of people who will no doubt be duped into clicking your oh-so-clever links!
Readers, please note: for all I know these links lead to malicious sites that will steal your data, freeze your brain, and man-handle your small pets.
I advise you to NOT click on any of the links below. (I didn’t.)
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(At the request of my far savvier readers, I broke all the links to avoid being listed as a spammer myself by Google!)
In my fevered imagination, somewhere within a luxurious mountain retreat, the king of the spammers will grin at my acquiescence and call off his evil spam bots.



I hope the search engines don’t penalize you for making a yearly offering to the Spam Gods.
I’ve been enjoying (well, not really enjoying) all the joke spam of late – at least it is mildly amusing at times and kids love it. “Wanna very nice joke?)) How do you get a frog off the back window of your car? Use the rear defrogger.”
Nice ode to the Spam Gods!
As Ike says, be careful Google doesn’t think your blog is a spam blog.
Todd,
Classic. Or, as Mr. Burns might say eggggselent…
Totally entertaining – and as always you raise a great conversation… However, you may want to re-think keeping this post up in your archives… Or, at least “de-linking” the links….
Some good info here: http://googlewebmastercentral.blogspot.com/2009/11/hard-facts-about-comment-spam.html
Somewhere, the King of Spam is not grinning in your acquiescence… He’s petting his hairless cat and about to start his three minute monologue to tell you *exactly* how he’s going to torture you with Argentinian Pirhannas and then kill you with a precisely timed laser spam bot…
You’ve got exactly three minutes to get the girl and get out of the mountain… Go!
Oh boy, you had to include the hyperlinks?